Crabs [sic] with Watches

Personal project. I love to paint. I have a watch fetish. I love to eat. Put all those together and you get the following series.

"Have I missed Elevenses?"

"I'm also a DJ."

"Have I told you about my Porsche?"

"I'm going to need a fork."

"No, no... it's great! I love it."

"Which way to the gym?"

"Here's to swimmin' with bowlegged women."

"I wish I was a righty."